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Making the rounds on Beacon Hill is this list of the “Top 10 Things You’ll See in a Christy Mihos Administration,” which jabs the gubernatorial hopeful for his past on the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority and his chain of convenience stores:
10 - Metal detectors at State House replaced with Mass Pike FastLane booths.
9- A burrito in every microwave and a Slurpee in every pot.
8 - All legislation will come wrapped in Saran, with a freshness date.
7 - A sign on the A&F Secretary’s desk saying, “Secretary does not keep bills larger than $20 after 6 p.m.”
6 - Tape shall be installed on the inside of the Governor’s Office doors to measure the height of all perps as they exit.
5 - Williamstown, home of Jane Swift, will be officially ceded to New York.
4 - A sign on the governor’s desk saying, “We card.”
3 - All state budget increases will be done quietly, without informing the public - just like Christy did at the Big Dig.
2 - The sacred Cod in the House chamber shall be replaced by a six-foot frozen chimichanga.
1 - All reading material behind the governor’s desk will be covered by decency shields.
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